through humor since 1979
Q: How many
licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll in a
Tootsie Roll pop?|
A: Depends on how the woman looks.
When I woke up this morning I couldn't see, it felt
like hair was all over my face, a fowl odor and wet
Q-tip touching my lips. And then the dog jumped off
What are two things you don't want hot?
A pregnant woman in 90 degree heat and a hot dog
(you don't get it) a hot dog (you still don't get
it) a hot dog!....(a hot dog might end up on your
face in the morning!)
Love is...having a hand that will never let you
People cry when they're in love and break up. You
cry when you lose your hands because your lonely
nights will be empty.
A woman is like a warm hand.